100 Things To Do Before I’m 35; A List, Part 1

Wow

The other night I got wasted drunk with a few close friends and had a great time. Even better was waking up in the morning, and realizing that I had received a drunken present of — a book of Lists.

Have I mentioned that I enjoy making lists? And particularly crossing things off lists?

Thank you Dylan.

Best. Gift. Ever.

It reminded me that about 3 years ago when I was living in Japan I made a List of Things I Want to Do Before I Die (I later changed the list to Before I’m 35 because it seemed to be a better time line).

Below is a copy of what was in the word file.

I actually got to cross off a few, which is fun.

first draft of my list

100 Things I Will Do Before I turn 35

Experiences/Adventure

  • Bungee Jumping
  • Sky Diving
  • Scuba Diving
  • Motorcycle Canada to South America
  • Motorcycle India
  • Hitchhike/Boat-hop around the world
  • Race in the Iditarod (Alaskan Dogsled race – 1150mile)
  • Spend a Week at Burning Man Festival (Black Rock City, Nevada, August – Labor Day Weekend)
  • Join a band and tour on a hit single in a foreign country
  • Get a traditional tattoo in Central Borneo and Central Africa
  • Hitchhike to the North American Hitchhikers gathering
  • Magic Mushrooms (someone recommended that I include paints and crafts, or outside)
  • Opium tea (I actually didn’t think this one would happen; and no, never again)
  • Join the Mile High Club
  • Walk across Nova Scotia, both coasts
  • Get invited to one of Hugh Hefner’s Famous Parties

bling bling

Things To Learn

  • Japanese
  • Spanish
  • French
  • Indonesian
  • Basic Vietnamese (it’s arguable whether this deserves to be crossed off, but fuck it — the language has like 30 effing tones… hello? not worth it.)
  • Hand Drum
  • Gymnopedie on Piano
  • Perfect Pitch
  • Be able to Juggle 5 balls
  • Primitive Friction Fires (hand drill, bow-drill, fire plough)
  • To dance swing and salsa (okay, so I tried these in Vietnam to no avail…. at least I met Kim there)
  • Do a few magic tricks well
  • How to sail
  • Take improv comedy classes
  • Join toastmasters and go regularly

Places To Go

  • Stay in an Ice Hotel (Quebec or Sapporo).
  • Mine gold or opals in the Australian outback
  • Van Tour of Festivals in Europe
  • St. Paddy’s Day in Dublin
  • Spain’s Great Tomato Fight
  • Stonehenge
  • Octoberfest in Munich
  • Attend the Mardi Gras in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil
  • Visit the Parthenon, Greece
  • See the sculptures in Florence, Italy
  • Photograph the Sphinx and the Pyramids, Egypt
  • Swim in the Dead Sea, Israel/Jordan
  • See the Mona Lisa at the Louvre, Paris
  • Eat hash brownies in an Amsterdam bar
  • Trek to Macchu Picchu in Peru
  • Go scuba-diving in the Seychelles
  • Go on a Safari in Africa
  • Drive the breadth of the US.

Things that don’t really excite me too much but would be great story value… (admit it, you have ‘em too)

  • Ping pong show in Thailand

Pro-FUSE-ly

To Pass Something On

  • Go on a writer’s retreat and finish a Book
  • Write a Children’s Book
  • Co-author a book with Will Ferguson

Japan-Specific To Do

  • Stay in a Love Hotel (done and over-done)
  • Stay in a Capsule Hotel
  • Stay in a Ryokan in an Onsen town
  • Sapporo Snow Festival
  • Pachinko Parlor
  • Hitchhike the entire length of Japan (half doesn’t cut it)
  • Make a Didge out of Bamboo


(Oh, and I cut out the list of places I wanted to have sex. I’ve gotta draw the line somewhere. I mean, what if my relatives looked me up on facebook?)

Foods

  • Fugu (deadly blowfish)
  • Basashi (horse sushi)
  • Many different insects
  • Kangaroo
  • Porcupine
  • Shark
  • Moose
  • Bear
  • Caribou
  • Snake
  • Snake blood wine

People to meet

  • Derren Brown
  • Mystery & Style
  • Will Ferguson (actually I met him, but it was too brief; pic below)

Will Ferguson

  • Bill Bryson

To Do Just Before I Die

  • Wrestle a bear (Oh, and word of warning — do not google “bear wrestling” unless you’re into big hairy men. Eww. Someone should have warned me.)

Bear Wrestler


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4 Responses to “100 Things To Do Before I’m 35; A List, Part 1”
  1. Val says:

    Dear amazing friend. I loved reading all of that list. I especially love reading the things you crossed off cause I could remember you telling me all of those stories with passion. Love it, Love it, Love it!
    Mahhhh

  2. projecthitchhiker says:

    Aw, thanks Val. Hope Nunavut is treating you well! :)

    Miss ya!

  3. dreadknight says:

    Hi there,
    You’ve got a very interesting list here, I really like it but I’m still gonna keep my to-do-list ^^
    Talking about your crossed off lines…
    “Basic Vietnamese”
    You made a right choice giving up on it ^^. I must say that since the tone is smallest problem when learning Vietnamese. I think that Vietnamese has a very logical pronunciation system, you can read out loud the whole book while you don’t understand a thing written in that.
    The real pains in the neck are vocabulary & grammar. Trust me, I’m a Vietnamese myself
    Good luck to you in your amazing journey, stranger.

  4. Ashley says:

    Hey, I came across your list, love it by the way. I live here in Maine…I’ve eaten both Moose and Black Bear. Long story short, bear is kind of greasy, but still good.

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