Kinky Japan: “The 48 Techniques of Winning in Sumo” and Hotel Chapel Christmas Love Hotel
Filed Under (Accountability Lists, Japan) by projecthitchhiker on 25-12-2007
Tagged Under : Christmas in Japan, Hotel Chapel Christmas, Japan, Kinky Japan, Love Hotels, Osaka
Christmas in Japan
Christmas in Japan is for lovers. In Canada, people enjoy special time with their families, going to church and such. Here in Osaka, the streets are lined with couples going to movies, shopping for couture, and lined up to eat fried chicken. Yeah, apparently KFC has done such a good job at marketing in Japan that most Japanese people think it’s what North Americans do. Another point for capitalism (although it’s not like it’s difficult, here in Japan).
This holiday season, I decided to go in search of the famed Santa-themed Love Hotel, Hotel Chapel Christmas. Again I enlisted the help of a research partner to join me. First, we did one of my top 10 favorite things to do in Japan: Kaiten Sushi bar hopping (the restaurants where you pick your sushi from a revolving conveyor belt; each plate costs about a dollar). This is basically going a sushi place, eating two or three plates of their best/freshest sushi, then picking up and doing the same at the next three or four sushi restaurants.
I love this country.
Hotel Chapel Christmas
I’m lazy and although I have some vague, delusional aspirations of become a low-paid slave laborer (read: a writer), it’s late and I’d much rather tell the story in pictures:
Not too much out of the ordinary, except for the gaudy exterior design and hallways. The room was very average (clean; not unlike a regular hotel room), aside from the strobe/mood lighting and fake chandelier.
Oh, and they have thoughtfully provided a chart depicting “The 48 Techniques of Winning in Sumo” (see pics below; semi-NSFW)
I’m enjoying exploring kinky Japan much more than doing actual work/research. Now, if only I could get paid to hang out in seedy underground Osaka…
More information on love hotels: http://www.quirkyjapan.or.tv/hotels.html

I am SO jealous. I wanted to go to that hotel soo badly!!
I love reading your little write ups that you post. keep em coming. They’re so intersting. Makes me miss Japan so much more.
The chapel christmas hotel interior does not match the exterior, see the inside photos here
http://www.japansugoi.com/wordpress/christmas-all-year-round-at-japanese-love-hotel-chapel-christmas/
I guess this depiction of Travel in Japan is what you’d call,”Keeping it real?”
Thank you for this most original travel guide.