Engrish cracks me up… I know it shouldn’t, and I shouldn’t enjoy laughing at other people’s stupidity. Wait, yeah, actually I should. Because it’s damn funny.
Today I saw an Osaka fashion queen girl wearing a shirt that said: Eating Brains Starts Here.
A few other gems I found:
An Advertisement for a club called…
A yaki-niku (barbeque) restaurant:
A sauna/health club (read the fine print before you go in)
A ladies fashion shop:
My favorite is this club’s mission statement written on the wall facing one of the busiest streets in Osaka:
I’ll transcribe, since it’s hard to read.
Trust me, in this business a lot of people try to fuck with you.
Trying to tell you what to do like,
“You have to be naked in this,” or,
“You have to spread your pussy like this.”
No honey, I’ll do that if I want to do that, OK?
I think too many girls get taken advantage of.
I won’t let that happen to me.
And I think that’s why I’ve become so famous.
You tell ‘em sista. Peace.
